Polish dildo

Keilbasa.

Ayo fudge, you wann come over for dinner? Karen makin polish dildos.

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1 and 1

a dimebag of heroin and cocaine each.

bubbles (buyin from east side hoppers) - yeah uhh ill take a 1 and 1, here be $20

bodie - hey yo bubbles, why you buyin from east side niggas? ill give you the dope and coke for 15, and the ice for another 5

bubbles - aight yo

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cancer

a disease lacking in humor, surplussing in tumor.

holy shit dude, that 6 centimeter mass in your lungs has no sense of humor. what a killjoy.

also, cancer.

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derive

a word that everyone can use correctly, but no one can use right.

"fuck" is derived from german "frichen".

shit is derived my anus

even though the second one is grammatically and semantically correct, you'd be fucktarded for saying that.

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Smokehound

An old drug addict.

Ain't no amount a dat strychnine gonna get dat old smokehound got. He immune to any dat tainted-ass stepped trashy-ass heron, yo. Any shit he shoot be purer den the milk comin from yo moms tit, yo.

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baked beans

stoned mexicans

cypress hill is a good example of baked beans

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dopamine

the uber chemical in your brain that makes you feel rad.

also where heroin got its nickname, due to it flooding your brain with feelgood.

john's brain was spewing dopamine the day he lost his virginity.

doug was feeling depressed, so he shot some dope.

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