geometry

A typo. It should read "common sense".

It's your Burger King, have it your way!

a = a

Gee, I'm a tree!

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fassy 'ole

Generally spelt as fassy hole but should really be pronounced "Fassy 'ole!" A offensive term which means pissy hole in some places

Hey james guess what? That new kid is a Fassy 'ole!

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buff

The girl in the sinful shirts ad on the left...

Goddamn she is buff! Nice legs.

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Paperbrain

A total loser who smokes paper because he/she can't afford a cigar/cigarrette or weed to roll into the paper

Gay: Yo yo yo I iz smokin' ma paper blad I am so 'ard!
Me: You scum.

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metallica

See: The best band in the world

Metallica, simply, are the best band that this planet has ever produced.

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So

1.
Used in an argument when someone has made a good point and the other person doesn't know what to say.
2.
Used before a sentence when someone is not sure what to say. Usually repeated by another person.
3.
Used by teenage girls and gay men in the middle of a sentence to emphasize a the point. See like
4.
Used by someone in a conversation if it doesn't matter.
5.
Used by someone in a conversation if they don't care.

1.
Man 1: But you're a dick!
Man 2: So?
2.
Girl:So...
Man:So...
Girl: Wanna go to the cinema?
3.
Gay: That is like so good.
4.
Man: But it's raining outside!
Girl: So?
5.
Man: I have a big willy.
Girl: So?

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queens note

For Britain, a five pound note, not a ten pound, twenty pound or fifty pound note. GBP currency, alternative to fiver. This word is used for a five pound note because it's the most common type of money in the land of St. George.

Geez 1: Yo man, how much for a zoot of grass?
Geez 2: Your in if you got a queens note...
Geez 1: Safe.