Google-izer

A person who retains zero knowledge and must Google everything, including the simplest, most ridiculous things and things most people wouldn't care to know.

Google-izer: I'm going to Google the definition of a rock.

Google-izer: I wonder how many 5 letter words have the letter 'a' in it. I'm going to Google that.

Google-izer: When is the ideal time to go poo. I bet Google has an answer. Let me check.

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Curtis

A being out of its element in urban society.

What in fuck is a Curtis doing here?
I can't believe my eyes... is that a Curtis?

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Deathinary

Someone who has a fascination with death and loves to tell stories and recall news events about people who have narrowly escaped death, are dying, or who have died.

Q: Did you hear anything about the multicar pile-up on the freeway yesterday ?

A: No i didn't, we'll have to ask the Deathinary about it, he will have all the details.