muff jockey

Another name for a lesbian - someone who loves and rides the muff.

Person 1 - Wow...check that girl out, she is so fucking fit!...
Person 2 - OMG you're such a muff jockey!

Body Errors

Wobbly Bits, Body Insecurities, Things you don’t like about yourself.

B: why don’t you wear that dress?
H: omg no it shows all of my body errors!!