Becker

A Becker is a complete mess. Most virgin males experiance a Becker during their first attempt at sex. It is a quick, frustrating and bizare experience that leaves the female feeling confused and humbled.

Jane: How was your date with Scott?
Jill: I was Beckered last night.
Jane: What happened?
Jill: Well, after 3 minutes of sex in the wrong hole while he drooled on my back and blew ass, he flipped me over, punched me in the face, then forced himself to throw up on my tits. After it was over, he said "that'll be $5."

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