mellor

Mellor. A goldfish eyed, ape like creature, with a rather large stomach and opinion of himself. He tends to work in the art environment, but what he does outside of this is unknown to the world. Unmarried and on the loose, the Mellor is something to avoid in your life. Unfortunately, some are stuck with it, in a rather sticky Mellor formula you really wouldn't want to think about!

Mellor: Are you going to do some over the holidays?
Me (or my friend! she knows! hah!): Of course I am sir!

We blatantly know that this is a lie. But the Mellor is such a simple creature that he believes the words of his 'followers'

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