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Nostrul

A word invented by the character Murky in the childrens' book series "Origami Yoda" for things that are so bad that there is no word in the English language that could describe how fucking god-awful something is.
Extra s's can be added to describe things that are even more nostrul: NOSSSSSSSSSTRUL

Example A: Dammit, there was something up with that milk. It was even worse than you could ever expect spoiled milk to be. In fact, it may be on the verge of NOSTRUL-ness.
Example B: There's something that smells nosssssssssstrul out there, like, worse than if 42069 skunks sprayed at the same time, shat a mountain, and coated the air in a dense layer of sulfur particles.

by Haywood Jablowme Ben Dover December 24, 2021


Portland

The self-proclaimed capital of weirdness in the USA. Proud home of hipsters, stoners, fat people and fat stoned hipsters. The people pretend to care about the environment despite managing to turn a beautiful spot in the middle of forest, which was just about the prettiest place on earth, into a sea of giant concrete rectangles that reeks of air pollution. When you cross over the Columbia River to Washington, you immediately notice that the air gets cleaner, the rivers get bluer, and so do the skies. Overall the surrounding vicinities of Portland are a great place for kayaking, fishing and hiking. Enter the city itself at your own risk: it's basically a cheaper, shittier version of Seattle, but at least Seattle has the sea planes...

You know you've been in Portland for too long when you realize your waitress at a restaurant has an Adam's Apple.

by Haywood Jablowme Ben Dover August 20, 2023


Skribbl.io

A drawing game mostly played by little kids. Anyone older than 15 can easily control a game. Expect large amounts of penises, boobies, Among Us and Homer Simpson.

Skribbl.io is fucking trash.

by Haywood Jablowme Ben Dover September 2, 2023

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temnaiogkdwrusqzycxbjplfvh

You have reached the pinnacle of boredom. You've exhausted every way to move your finger across the qwerty, qwertz, azerty and dvorak keyboards and decided to teach yourself Morse Code. You found a handy branching chart that can help you learn it, but it has also shown you a whole knew way to organize the twenty-six letters of the alphabet, from dashes to dots, shortest to longest codes:
T: -
E: .
M: --
N: -.
A: .-
I: ..
O: ---
G: .--
K: -.-
D: -..
W: .--
R: .-.
U: ..-
S: ...
Q: --.-
Z: --..
Y: -.--
C: -.-.
X: -..-
B: -...
J: .---
P: .--.
L: .-..
F: ..-.
V: ...-
H: ....

I'm sick of typing out every single alphabet combination in existence. Time to take a break and learn Morse CodeҀ¦ oh wait- what's that? Time to look up temnaiogkdwrusqzycxbjplfvh on Urban Dictionary.

by Haywood Jablowme Ben Dover December 22, 2024


The Password Game

The most ridiculously difficult game you will ever play, on a website called neal.fun. Dark souls has no shit on this game. I would never force my worst enemies to play this game, even that is far too cruel a punishment. You must make a password that involves guessing a country feeding a virtual pet chicken constantly, and solving that one damn puzzle game called wordle for some reason. Very few people have actually

I tried The Password Game, and it made be decide all my life decisions may be worthless.

by Haywood Jablowme Ben Dover August 17, 2023


sideways

half australian

If Australia is upside down, then half Australians are sideways and quarter Australians are diagonal.

by Haywood Jablowme Ben Dover September 3, 2023


Bluesky

The end result of the people who were saying "make your own Twitter" 5 years ago making their own Twitter due to their distrust for Elon.

First Parler, then Bluesky, how the tables have turned.

by Haywood Jablowme Ben Dover November 30, 2024

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