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orraight

How Australians pronounce alright.

Sheila: Oi, 'ya busy m8? Time ta get tha shrimp on the bahbie cunt
Bruce: Orraight mate, waitin in the billabong

by Haywood Jablowme Ben Dover September 17, 2023


Ojai

A piece of Oregon that was magically transported into southern California.

Forests, mountains, small businesses, hippies, red necks, tree huggers, old fellows, Ojai has it all.

by Haywood Jablowme Ben Dover March 26, 2024


Wiktator

A power-abusing asshole Wikipedia admin (or high-ranking user) who won't let you write anything at all.

We live in a Wiktatorship.

by Haywood Jablowme Ben Dover January 11, 2024


Crap CBT

A nickname for chat gpt, from "crap" and "CBT" (meaning cock and ball torture.) Chat GPT an ai that answers your questions using google search, but is overall not as smart as it's made out to be. Crap CBT still worries both smart people and idiots like me (and probably you as well) about the ultimate effects of artificial intelligence.

Dammit, Crap CBT can't even spell words backwards sometimes, but we still think it's taking over the world.

by Haywood Jablowme Ben Dover November 5, 2023


ekrpat

What happens when you try to type dvorak with a dvorak keyboard.

D.nl m. igfow orm.ydcbi co ,prbi ,cyd mf t.fxrapew C-m irbba ugjtcbi ec.w dr, er C i.y cy rgy ru ekrpat mre. ln.ao. d.nl aaaaaaaaaaaaadddd!

by Haywood Jablowme Ben Dover September 7, 2023

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ϱҙ

Resembles a sideways among us character, it even has the oxygen tank, but in many fonts it does not look as good as other ways to type Crewmate, such as ඞ. It looks great in arial font, however.
The glyph is made from a variant of the Greek letter Rho and the Cyrillic letter Zemlya (Ze) with a hook.

When the imposter is sus! ϱҙ

by Haywood Jablowme Ben Dover October 18, 2023


moccasins.

An admittedly stupid new inside joke on the (once-)popular Wikipedia parody website known as Uncyclopedia (en.uncyclopedia.co). The joke began in an article titled "A story built one word at a time" (in which, of course, an editor could only type one word into the article before waiting for someone else to do the same). In this story, these shoes were by chance referred to as swag, eventually leading to the word "moccasin" being spammed all over the story and elsewhere on Uncyclopedia, often in giant bold letters.
Large amounts of moccasin lore now exists on Uncyclopedia, such as a the existence of a nation called Moccasinia ruled over by the Great Lord Móckasiin (I can't make this stuff up), and the all-knowing Supreme Skin-Shoe Deity Mokkááwŝen.

WOW! Willy Wonka can shit! That's how I died. Remember the penguins at the chocolate factory? They pushed Mario, then jumped onto a pregnant Luigi in hell, also moccasins kill moccasins just because moccasins kill moccasins moccasinly because of fucking
(in giant bold letters) moccasins.

by Haywood Jablowme Ben Dover May 5, 2024

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