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php

PHP is a powerful web scripting language, famous for its ease of use and ability to interact seamlessly with SQL type databases. PHP takes a lot of its syntax from Perl and C++, and it is in this way that programmers familiar with these languages can pick up PHP rather easily.

Advantages: Can be much easier to read than Perl, arguably easier to learn

Disadvantages: Might teach sloppy programming habits (not having to define variables etc) and can be less compact than Perl.

<?php

if("PHP" > "Perl") {

//returns true :p

}

?>

by Haze December 30, 2004

88πŸ‘ 60πŸ‘Ž


butthawk

Marques D tried to be clever, but then spelled many words incorrectly. For this, I salute you.

Diarrhea*
Speech*

"My nemz Marques and I am haf not got teh spelinz"

by Haze December 30, 2004

6πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


hursty

A filthy, disgusting flash whore. Lies rotting in his own filth for days on end, and does not bathe or eat. Has an extremely irregular sleeping pattern.

Where's Mike? I've not seen him for days... he must be doing a Hursty :|

by Haze December 29, 2004

3πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Hazel

Hazel is the name of an old English grandmother or a great aunt. Most children asked hazel are white and either English or Scottish. A majority of hazels end up changing their names out of embarrassment once theyҀ™re old enough to speak. Most hazels claim it is abuse being called an old ladies name. IҀ™m the 1930 hazel was a very common name in Scotland. A hazel is typically Single cuz she is very shy and anti social. She is nice and friendly towards others.

Hazel and Benjamin are getting married.

by Haze March 17, 2020


mafk

motherfucker

That girl is one sexy mafk!

by Haze February 8, 2013

20πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


counterstrike

Built on an outdated engine, this game was relatively good for a time. Then, millions of immature 12 year olds flocked to play it, ruining it for those who enjoyed the game. Oh, and it looks like shit too.

Might be good on the HL2 engine if they develop for it.

Remember Counter Strike?
Dude, wasn't that like 5 years ago now?

by Haze January 3, 2004

97πŸ‘ 105πŸ‘Ž


Aucturus

See Gordo

Man Aucturus and HaZe are Trickstors

by Haze December 5, 2003

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž