Hazlet

Located in Monmouth County, NJ. This town has potential but is brought down by the dirtbag inhabitants with low ambitions. If you are born and/or raised here, take advantage of the decent school system then gtfo once you graduate college. If you stick around past 25, you will in fact become another loser piece of shit.

Dirtbag 1: oh word I went to Hazlet elementary school with that kid.
Dirtbag 2: shit let's go kick his ass
Dirtbag 1: nah yo, he moved after college and got a good job. He could buy us because we are pieces of shit.

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