Stunting like a hotdog

When your friends dogs dick is so big, it looks like a python that has just eaten a family of rabbits, but he doesnt know its that big, and he's really humble about it and just wants to be friends.

I was over at Billys house and he wanted to play a game of chess, but i couldnt concentrate because his new dog, Sam, was stunting like a hotdog.

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