death music

Death music is what muzzers call punk/rock/emo music(good music) Muzzers will define death music as anything that is NOT techno or house music(the shit stuff)

Turn that death music down, uleh

crystal gardens

Awesome as chemistry experiment. You literally watch these crystals grow before your very eyes within minutes!! They can grow many different colours, depending on what reactant you add.

After a while, the crystal gardens turn to an off colour, break off and die.
Yes, i am a geek
No, im not a hippie

black blood

What emos wished they bled after cutting their pussy wrists with their blunt knives.

I can so totally feel the black blood coarsing through my veins.
... i feel like tacos

stalkerfication

the art of stalking someone you either really hate or realy love. either way, the person you are stalking will get SO annoyed that they will carry out a restraining order against you.

"What's the restraining order for? Abuse? Domestic violence?"
"Worse...I put him up for stalkerfication"

drink off

A common game to play amongst your friends when you have nothing better to do: Everyone takes shots, one at a time... the winner is the one who takes the most shots.
the winner will usually be too chunderstruck to remember that they had won the drink off competition

- Who won the drink off last night?
- I don't know...I passse out after my 10th shot, so..

magnito rave

A common raving technique done by amateur raveist.

- This doof doof music is fully sick uleh
- Yeah, fully. But check out that amatuer! He's killin' the scene
- Oh my gawd Uleh, he's doing the magnito rave.

bacatea

A brand of tea from Asia (precise location unknown).
Pronounced ba-ka-tee. However, some prefer to pronounce as ba-ka-chi (which is also correct).

Oooh that's nice tea. What sort is it?
It's Bacatea