bacatea

A brand of tea from Asia (precise location unknown).
Pronounced ba-ka-tee. However, some prefer to pronounce as ba-ka-chi (which is also correct).

Oooh that's nice tea. What sort is it?
It's Bacatea

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crystal gardens

Awesome as chemistry experiment. You literally watch these crystals grow before your very eyes within minutes!! They can grow many different colours, depending on what reactant you add.

After a while, the crystal gardens turn to an off colour, break off and die.
Yes, i am a geek
No, im not a hippie

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emo-esque

A person who thinks they are emo, but are not. They are just posers and wannabe emos

There is a difference between emos and emo-esques

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jarlsberg

Pronounced Yarlsberg
The best tasting cheese in existence!!
Originally from Laurvig and Jarlsberg country, South of Norway.

2006 is Jarlsberg's 50th Anniversary

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fatgarden

A place where fat people like to hang out. Such places include: Krispy Kreme store, buffets, etc...

This fatgarden smells like obesity - be careful, it could be contagious

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emorph

When someone decides to become emo.

Yep, that slut definately emorphed. Now she's a slutty emo. Gross

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artificial music

So called "bands" or "music groups" that DONT make and play their own music.
Examples of death music include:
- techno (THE MOST artificial music)
- house
- rnb (with some exceptions)

WTF are you listening to? Is that artificial music? OMG turn that down

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