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Detoxing from being on a vegetarian diet for too long.
Spent 4 weeks with my Hindi buddy in India then came home to work out the meat-sweats. Having only veggies will fuck your fat American ass up.
When co-workers wonât talk to you because they think you will get them in trouble with their managers. Mainly enforced due to a decrease in productivity that you are causing.
Brian: today is 80âs trivia, what was the bossâ name on WKRP in Cincinnati?
Alina-Sharon: crickets
Brian: how is it that ketchup was considered a vegetable under Reagan?
Alina-Sharon: crickets
Brian: damn Iâm being Workshunned!
A person who dials into random conference calls and makes anonymous comments or noises.
When all of the sudden someone eerily said âFrank & Beans Knows Betterâ we knew there was a phoneghost on the call.
Having to go to the bathroom really badly.
Uncle: why you eating so much ice cream; youâre lactose intolerant
Samara: I loves the taste but I know I will be crackinâ on the toilet
To sneak out of the office at lunch time to buy your beer supplies for after work.
David was jonesed to get his drink on and newnanned to the the licker-sto avoiding the mad-ass hassle later.
Being jealous over someone at the office for having something that functions as expected.
The officejelly got to her and so she replaced her broken stapler for the Swingline without her cube mate knowing about it.
The one person you rely on to do all the admin crap in the office
She didnât attempt to make copies until she knew that the worktool had loaded it with paper.