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noun. The place one says they are going when staying at a hotel with a lover and needing to use the restroom in a way that creates noxious fumes.
Hey baby, I'm just gonna go to the lobby and get you a cup of coffee and make a phone call.
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The state of suffering between two soulmates, separated by distance for a time, where each day apart feels harder than the last.
They knew they would one day be married, yet the daily worsification made it difficult to stay focused on the blissful future to come
Phrase: euphemism for masturbating while wearing one's FitBit to gain extra steps through cheating
Lee excused himself from the table, saying "I need steps" as he briskly walked to his bedroom.
Verb. When a person is asleep and snoring and has an orgasm as witnessed and/or caused by their partner. Often denied by snorecummer, and considered a myth like the chupacabra. More predominant in men than women.
He was so exhausted that he fell asleep after making love, but that didnât stop him from snorecumming profusely.
Noun. Circa 2021. The condition of the other hip, hyperextended due to hours of intense sexual intercourse, so as to distinguish it from the hip with dysplasia.
The passionate love making led her to have hip dysplasia, but after the fourth hour, she developed datsplaysia as well. And she was happy.
Adj. When an item, once thought to be worthless, demonstrates itâs surprise utility. Opposite of defective.
The torn, stretched out tank top proved itself fective as a turn-on to her boyfriend, who now more easily admired her breasts.
The swinging motion of a man's balls as they smack against their fornication partner's ass. From the Latin origin "bobu".
The camera was positioned at such an angle as to highlight the bobulation between his legs.
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