Milk Frothing

The sexual and deviant fetish practice of masturbating furiously until you produce a foamy jizz, then place said foamy jizz on top of a freshly made coffee. Expert Milk Frothers can even make patterns out of their foamy jizz.

Ben was getting so good at milk frothing the elderly neighbours kept calling around uninvited for a speciality coffee

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Rudosity

Something rude or offensive that offends someone named Gavin

That reference to tromboning was rudosity

chamance

A bromance for chaps.

Chap, "Here's a bowl of sponge and custard for you.". Headchap, "Thank you Chap, I value our chamance more than anything."

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cheekotime

The time spent wiping poo off the cheeks of your arse

It's cheekotime

Qunt

An abhorrent cunt usually, from Texas, who behaves like a complete obnoxious cunt and is disrespectful to others and is indifferent to their valid opinions, thoughts and concerns

Jim Bob was convinced 1 + 1 = 2. The Qunt said, "You are absolutely and completely wrong, 1 + 1 does not equal 2. We spent a lot of time in the reeds with this problem at my Father's company and eventually produced a proof of concept using technologies nobody had even invented yet to prove this."

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