Puddled

To be drenched with copious amounts of water, splashed up by a car when one is walking on a sidewalk during or after a rain storm. When one's bodily composition goes from 60% water to 100% water.

It was raining as I walked home yesterday, when out of nowhere a car came flying by and absolutely puddled me.

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Itch-dick

A frustrating phenomenon to occur on occasion to males where specifically one's dick is prone to ruthlessly itching in the most frustrating of places.

I'll be right back, I've got massive itch-dick.

fleshman

A derogatory term for a High School or College freshman student who dresses in a slutty or revealing manner, intentionally exposing an above-average amount of flesh.

Guy: Hey, did you see that new girl? The freshman?
Girl: Yea, she's a total fleshman.

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