Puerto Rican Lube Job

A sexual act when your girlfriend or wife is on her period and you can't have intercourse. She therefore spits on her hand and jerks you off.

Micheal: You sure are in a chipper mood, did you get laid last night?

Shane: Not exactly, my girlfriend is up on blocks, so she gave me a Puerto Rican Lube job.

Hotty Toddy Bitches

A phrase of salutation used by fans of the University of Mississippi (Ole Miss). Can be used as a greeting or departing phrase as an expression of goodwill. Commonly used on game day in the Grove or via text conversations. See also "Hotty Toddy"

Drive Thru Clerk: "Sir, your total is twelve dollars and forty five cents"
Michael: "Thanks! Hotty Toddy Bitches!"

Brian: "Que Pasa?"
Kevin: "Hotty Toddy Bitches!"

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