autistic turtle porn

A way to describe terrible sex.

Hannah: How's Barry in bed?

Barbra: It was like the most autistic turtle porn you've ever seen!

Hannah: I'm so sorry for you. :(

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Slunk

Adjective: When you are so tired that you act intoxicated.

Combination of Sleep and Drunk.

"Yo don't pay attention to what I said last night man, I was super slunk and don't remember anything."