The Captain

The captain is a TV show character from BBC ghosts that can be found on the British Broad Casting network. He does not have a name that we (the viewers) know of but it has been teased throughout the series, and he usually just goes by the military name Captain (Cap for short.) Many people have tried to guess captains name and have guessed at Frederick or Teddy but we are never certain.

Captains backstory is very interesting and left the viewers with more questions then before such as: Is that German fellow he seems to have a huge crush on a German spy? If you think yes to this question I would like for you to step out the room and we will have a nice long chat about what you have just said. Any way leading on from what I was saying before the captains sexuality is confirmed gay (as all of Ben Willbond's characters are) and that's whats probably attracted you mentally ill gay wierdos (same tbh)

Person one: The captain was pretty fruity in that last episode dont you thing

Person two: I think he likes woman

Person one: and I think I need new friends