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A red beer with a raw egg in it. The yolk will sink to the bottom and to finish the drink one will need to tip their glass way up and experience the same fear Fresno Tweekers feel when the yellow yolk moves closer like the rising morning sun
Me and Tom had 2 Fresno Sun rises at sundown
The multicolored particulate that gets matted in your pubic hair when you fall asleep after unprotected anal sex without showering, thus festooning oneâs penis as if it has been bequeathed a Holiday Wreath from Californiaâs Inland Valley.
I plowed that Lot Lizard at the Flying J and woke up to the smell of burnt soup, her Fresno Christmas Wreath around my Dickâ¦
The multicolored particulate that gets matted in your pubic hair when you fall asleep after unprotected anal sex without showering, thus festooning oneâs penis as if it has been bequeathed a Holiday Wreath from Californiaâs Inland Valley.
I plowed that Lot Lizard at the Flying J and woke up to the smell of burnt soup, her Fresno Christmas Wreath around my Dickâ¦
When you introduce your girlfriend to the Hitachi Magic Wand and all she does is masterbate all day long
Me and Julie used to do stuff but now sheâs on the wand and wonât leave her bedroom
They way the house smells from too much sex or masterbation.
I love Julie, but home girl is on the wand and her crib smells like burnt soup.
The most disgusting thoughts you can conjure up to make yourself puke because youâre hung over.
Morbidly obese lesbians humping in nacho cheese or gelatin is my go to puke fantasy when I have to make myself throw up. Case in point: their jiggly brachial arm fat thatâs riddled with dimples will end me quick.