boy band

a group(usually 4 or 5) sissy boys who do NOT play instruments. sing crappy pop music; stupid gay love songs that they didn't even write themselves. only pre-teens and teenie boopers like them.

see:

n*sync or backsteet boys

boy bands suck

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sexolita

a really sexy spanish woman

I'd do that sexolita in a second

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slipknot

1) A band who are, in case you didn't know, about to split up... Just ask Mr Jordison or the other ones who have a band and now sound so much better. Little kiddies like to think they're metal.
Remedy: listen to Agoraphobic Nosebleed.

2) A knot around your neck which will kill you if you dangle from it. Death can be anywhere from instant neck-breaking to prolongued (up to 30mins) strangulation, depending on how much you struggle.
Remedy: none, you're fucked.

Dude 1 "Dude, that kid's got a Slipknot hoody on"
Dude 2 "Quick, hand him a copy of enter decent album here"

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stressy

to be bothered by too many forces at one time, to be uneasy around the Stickerbush, to be very cute and grumpy at the same time, to be all worried and adorable

Mr. Kote is very stressy today becuase of the mini and biggie.

Stressy Kote is very cute to be around even though he is not very happy.

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boy

Boy: A Stupid Ass Hippie Huggin Ho who needs to shut the fuck up and stop thinking constently about getting laid... just face it.. UR NEVER GONNA FUCK! If they are lucky they might actually get some.. but thats kinda rare. A boy is what a man (a guy who has got some) refers to.. in definition.. boys are virgin idiots.. and men are merely boys who have been laid at least once.. in perspective.. they are pretty much the same, only one has fucked and the other is still a virgin.. I only wonder why chicks are defined as a "ho" when a guy can do the same shit and be labeled as a "PIMP"... shut the fuck up you idiot ass fucktard.. get a life and get laid.. eventually.. yes it will happen.. thats when they will become a man and that is when they are married and are pussywhipped fuckers. Until a boy has become a man he normally jacksoff to get pleasure.. they may even be desperate enough to say " I wish I were a dog so I could suck my own cock." Thats stupid.. if you were a dog, you would be pushed around.. and it would literally suck balls.

Your boyfriend.

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senses fail

just another shitty "emo" band.

senses fail sucks ass.

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roll

like you went somewhere

We rolled to tha crib.

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