face sitting

The act of sitting on ones face without undergarments or clothes, licking ones pussy or ass

Last tuesday that tight bitch was face sitting on me

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skink

An idoit. General insult.

What a skink!

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Incubus

A wonderful band, with some of the most pondersome and meaningful lyrics ever written.
Lead singer- Brandon Boyd
Guitarist- Mike Einziger,Bassist Ben Kenney
Turntables -Dj Chris Kilmore
Drummer- Jose Pasillas.
Originally Alex "Dirk Lance" Katunich on bass, up until after Morning View. Dj Lyfe(Gavin Koppel)on turntables before being kicked out, and replaced with DJ Kilmore
Discography
Fungus Amongus
Enjoy Incubus
S.C.I.E.N.C.E
Make Yourself
Morning View
A Crow Left of the Murder

Man, Incubus makes me cream my pants with the sheer goodness of it!

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incubus

a crappy band. one of my least favorite bands. i hate everyone of their songs. they just suck.

(incubus video comes on)

me: *presses mute*

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Mushrooms

An abosolutely wonderful drug that releases your mind from reality. You realize how much life up to 18 is worthless and predetermined, and realize just how messed up and weird the world we live in really is. It isn't a drug to mix with alcohol, heat, or rollar coasters. Unless taken in high doses, it does not make you see gnomes running about in every direction. Only wavy images of things that already exist and an unparalleled body high.
**people who are depressed or have any disorders like being bipolar or anything related should not take the drug. It will cause some the worse times in your life.**
The effects last anywhere from 5 to 8 hours, depending on how much you eat. While having a bad trip, dairy products should be eaten. It helps mellow down the trip. Taking off shoes and socks and being in natural or fimilar areas away from the public also helps relieve bad tensions.
The effects of the drug is determined person-to-person. If you think you will have a bad time.. you will.. if you think you are having a bad time, you are or soon will. if you think everything is wonderful, you will be the happiest person in the world.

1. I cant believe I have to sit in a classroom being brainwashed for 8 hours a day. They tell me what to do, when to do it, and how to do it.

2. "That's wonderful!"

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iono

it's internet slang, stands for I don't know. Sort of similar to the noise most people make instead of saying i don't know.

-what are you doing tonight?
- iono

sissy boy

1.boy who lets people pick on him. they're too "afraid" to tell them to fuck off. most likely an emo boy.

2.guy who's in a boy band, sings like a little girl, acts like a fucking sissy.

1.sissy boy: *crying*

person:"why are you crying?"

sissy boy:"because that guy over there won't stop picking on me!"

2.sissy boy(in boy band)singing a gay ass pop song: *sings*

rocker: *beats the shit out of him with his guitar*

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