watercross

the greatest sport ever invented by mankind! Basically it started with the ever cool people who like to, while snomobiling in the winters, skip over open water. It evolved into the ever popular sport it is today. Generally you take a snowmobile...put about 5 grand into it...perhaps more, maybe less, take off the seat, and put some rope and a bouy on it, and push the throttle! It started off with just drags. 3 people race at a time, they must stay in their lanes, between the bouys...and first one to pass the finish line wins (same as any other race dumasses!). Theres different heats and as u win, you keep progressing into the semi-finals and finally the final race. Many classes are involved, depending on what size motor ur sled has. Today racers race in drag classes, oval classes (where 3 racers race 3 times around a set of bouys), and the ever-infamous jump class. for more information go to www.iwausa.org

Cool Guy 1: "dude u goin to the watercross race next weekend??"

Cool Guy 2: "hell yea dude! Lotta racin, lotta drinkin, lotta partyin!"

Depp

1. Something pertaining to, an impresion of, or related to a pirate
2. An exteremly attractive man or woman
3. A renowned brand of cosmetics

Adam keeps saying "aye", why won't he stop acting like a depp?

taylorsville

a place properly labled as hick; surprisingly the home of a 24hr walmart, a wendy's, a bojangles- which is commonly refered to as Bo-han-glase by true taylorsvinians, and the home of Alexander Central high school - lovingly dubbed "the armpit" by rival schools

I know Taylorsville! Its the place between Charlotte or Statesville, kind of close to Hickory, and definately on that long Hwy 16 that starts after those cow pastures.

bus victim

Waking up with a hangover, or feeling like hell and looking it to. Also when you were subjected to ride a bus.

I raged all night and when I got up this morning I felt like a bus victim!
I was a bus victim today, when my car wouldnt start.

gaytard

an insult for someone who is gay and retarded; or it could be for someone who is lame and stupid. also see: gaytarded

see: gay / retarded / retard

doser

I dork and a loser put together

I am a doser for messing up your project

tie off

To be patient, to hang on and wait

I don't care if you have been waiting all day. Just tie off, I will be there as soon as I can.