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Old Stuffing

a cheap diversion tactic employed when fighting with your significant other whereas he or she brings up a past discretion committed by you to pivot the argument.

Heather: " what about that time you hooked up with that 20 yr old girl who was way too young for you??"
Me: "Why are you old stuffing me??"

by Heather Standard Time May 28, 2018


Heather Time

A special time zone for those who are shamelessly late everywhere they go.

“Is jazmin on her way? “
“Nah she says she is but she is on heather time, she just got out of the shower.”

by Heather Standard Time April 2, 2018