Cheese

A food you eat when you are hungry at 2 AM

Mom: What are you doing awake? It's 1:00 AM

Me: I'm eating cheese.

Dad: Noice

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pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

The wifi password

A: What's the wifi password?
B: It's on the back of the router.
The router: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

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JoooooooooJo

The phrase you say when "Sono chi no Sadame" plays and you're at the end part.

Furueru hodo kokoro moetsukiru hodo atsuku
sono te kara hanate kodou karada minagiru yuuki de
mayoi naki kakugo ni 'Kassai' wo!
Sono chi no sadame JOOOOOOOOOJO

F

How to pay respect

Person A: My dog died :(
Person B: F

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Morioh

A town in Japan where a serial killer with an erection and a love for woman hands died of an ambulance and high schoolers go around with floaty alien human thingies behind them.

The hell, why is someone yelling dora? They're 16.

A causal day in morioh.

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r/brawlstars

The go-to subreddit to bully 9-year olds and over-use memes

Ah yes, 9 yEaR oLdS bAd RaNdOm.
Please stop using 9-year old memes in r/brawlstars, it's getting boring.

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3.1415926535897932384626433832...

A number smaller than 4, but never ending, like quarantine.

3.1415926535897932384626433832... and I lost count.

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