husbandoism

The philosophy of making purchasing and/or time-investment decisions based on the aesthetic appearance, personality, and sex appeal of fictional male character(s), as opposed to objective and platonic reasons.

Related: Waifuism

Friend: "Why would you spend $200 on Yu-Gi-Oh cards just to get Aleister the Invoker, he's not even that good!"
Me: "Perhaps he is not. I made the decision for no reason other than husbandoism."
Friend: "Well, can't argue with that!"

lazy pie

An endearing term for a galette, a flat pastry containing a sweet or savory filling with crumbly cheese.

Short on time but we have some goat cheese, I guess I'll make a lazy pie.