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Someone who is a complete cock but an absolute arse at the same time.
Example A:
"You alright pal?"
"No I'm fucking not, someone invited that Cock-Arse Tony to my party"
Example B:
"Do not invite Tony to my party, he's a Cock-Arse"
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A very undesireable and or none branded item of clothing, jewellery, electronics etc, which you can guarantee your father would rather buy for you instead of the expensive alternative.
Example A:
Father: How about these trainers?
Son: No dad I don't want them.
Example B:
"Do you like my new Hadidas trainers?"
"Sorry mate, but those are fucking Nodads"
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Someone who lives in a house but is still a scruffy little bum.
Someone with a house but no awareness of looking and acting like a tramp.
Lord of the Rings director Peter Jackson.
"Get the fuck away from me you fucking indoor hobo, you have a house so have a fucking wash"
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Someone who has the painful and hindering curse of getting drunk and banging a real fat ugly bitch.
Don't invite Lewis out tonight, that buster's a big time fatty banger.
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The oh so terrible and totally unshakeable hangover brought upon by being skint causeing one to buy cheap shitty ale such as Kestrel/Special Brew/Oranjeboom and having a real big session on the aforementioned drinks.
a; you ok mate?
b; fuck no, I've got a bastard Oranjeboom-boom going on.
"Never again man! My head's pounding, I got a nasty Oranjeboom-boom and now i'm even skinter!"
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The rest room/ bath room/ toilet/ bogatries etc etc
An unsanitised and frankly disgusting shitty public toilet
"Excuse me old boy but I've had a few too many lagers and curry and so could you please direct me to the nearest Biscuit Tin?"
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