A beligerent ghoul who wears track suits, henri lloyd sweaters and baseball caps all the time (even in court) and tries to prove oneself by picking fights with innocent and usually solitary members of the public. Chorer's are basically townies or chavs who steal on a regular basis, ie they chore.
When not on the chore they are usually causing willful damage to public and or private property, sniffing gas, hanging outside McDonald's in Halifax and giving abuse to strangers.
example A: "Someone chored my motor!"
example B: "Ey dack 'ed you startin?"
"Fuck off and get a job you lousy Chorer"
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A very undesireable and or none branded item of clothing, jewellery, electronics etc, which you can guarantee your father would rather buy for you instead of the expensive alternative.
Example A:
Father: How about these trainers?
Son: No dad I don't want them.
Example B:
"Do you like my new Hadidas trainers?"
"Sorry mate, but those are fucking Nodads"
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Someone, usually male, who is sexually inadequate and possibly has a tiny dick and is something of stranger to women's best friend that is the clitoris and couldn't find a G-spot on a radar.
Lad; "Hey baby, how about a good time?"
Lass; "Why don't you fuck off to whatever little fucking sewer you crawled out of you sad, pathetic, smelly, borderline queer little Clit-tard!"
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A nutter or weirdo who happens to have a beard.
"I'd give money to that bum if he weren't such a beardo"
"Check him/her out, what a fucking beardo"
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The oh so terrible and totally unshakeable hangover brought upon by being skint causeing one to buy cheap shitty ale such as Kestrel/Special Brew/Oranjeboom and having a real big session on the aforementioned drinks.
a; you ok mate?
b; fuck no, I've got a bastard Oranjeboom-boom going on.
"Never again man! My head's pounding, I got a nasty Oranjeboom-boom and now i'm even skinter!"
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The rest room/ bath room/ toilet/ bogatries etc etc
An unsanitised and frankly disgusting shitty public toilet
"Excuse me old boy but I've had a few too many lagers and curry and so could you please direct me to the nearest Biscuit Tin?"
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