Speccy, small, twat. Loves to flirt with any living being, and constantly asks for them to fulfil his life long dream of sexual attention. Usually quite short but a good laugh.
Person 1 - "Whos's that flirt over there?"
Person 2 - "Deffo a Morgan Dennes"
Abnormally large (downstairs as well ;) #growernotshower ). Usually deprived of sexually attention unless its from chil- *gunshot* You've gotta love an Owen Wilding
Person 1 - "Whos's that dark handsome person over there? ;)"
Person 2 - "Oh that's an Owen Wilding, heard he's huge"