jellysexual

pedophilia towards one person who makes painfully unfunny content

"John, I think I might be jellysexual"
"So you're a pedophile?"

69

a “funny” number that, whenever it appears, “funny” people say “nice” in response, in a desperate attempt to be “funny” and “relatable”. stems from “69” being a term used to describe a sexual position where both participants put their face near eachother’s genitals.

person 1: “i’ve reached level 69!”
person 2: “nice”
person 1: “stay away from me”

slay

1. to kill
2. buzzword used every other 3 words by white lgbtq+ women that spend 23 hours a day on the internet, speak like they’re high, drunk, and half-asleep at the same time, and wear 5 gallons of makeup minimum

1. slay the monster to win the game
2. omg yassss!!!!! slay queen!!!!!!

rizz

sexual harassment

(in public)
“hey babe wanna have sex”
“dude you totally rizzed her up”

dying disease

a fatal condition consisting of other smaller diseases, prime examples being "shot in a vital organ disease", or "crushed by a flaming helicopter disease".
The symptoms can range from completely underlying to incredibly painful, and the life expectancy for a dying disease patient can range anywhere from 0.5 seconds to 20 years.

"I just came back from the doctor's, and he diagnosed me with dying disease."
"Maybe it's because you've got rebar through your forehead"