Dick Schlegel

An act where a person submerges their full penis in water and slaps someone else, willing or not, across the cheek with it.

It left a perfect penis outline when he gave me a Dick Schlegel.

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Schleg June

When someone urinates, does not shake the extra wee off the tip of their penis, and pokes someone in the forehead leaving a pee pee mark.

I wasn't man enough to give her a Dick Schlegel, so I have her a Schleg June.