iph

The cool way of saying "if".

Iph you don't get some chitchen,I'z gonna beatchu upside da head.

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dutch treat

A hooker with pigtails.

"Man dawg, that hooka was a dutch treat. Them pigtails was all like grips for the doggy-style. Strayt-up."

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popstrels

Pop-tarts merged with toaster strudles.

"nica, try a popstrel"
"Yo man, whadahell is dat ting?"
"f*ck you nica!"

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extralegal

Not EXACTLY legal...But...It's still kind of legal...In a way...

"What my client did was not illegal, it was EXTRAlegal....He didn't commit a MAJOR crime or anything...Now go get me some chitchen."

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