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When no grill cheese
me: Im hungry
me, about to make a grilled cheese realizing that im out of cheese: fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit
roomate: bro whats wrong
me: I wanted to make grilled cheese but were out of cheese
roomate: fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit
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on this day (march 11th) all rules in a discord server are enforced twice as strictly, breaking a rule will result in TWO warning and will be treated as if you broke the rule twice.
me: GUYS DONT GO ON DISCORD TOMORROW
everyone: why
me: DISCORD RULE DAY IS TOMORROW
everyone: P A N I C
something that spreads faster than covid-19. people with covidiot-19 (which will be referred to as covidiots) express a firm belief that covid-19 is a hoax and masks are useless. most covidiots end up contracting covid-19
guy 1: bro did you see that karen going on about how covid is a myth on facebook?
guy 2: yeah she probably has covidiot-19
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on this day (may 6th) everyone on discord must have peepeepoopoo in their username. not having peepeepoopoo in your username on this day is grounds for being banned. Bots are exempt from this
the following people were made up by me just now. any references to people living or dead is purely coincidental.
peepeepoopoo demon: DUDE PUT PEEPEEPOOPOO IN YOUR NAME
ombot: why
peepeepoopoo demon: ITS DISCORD PEEPEEPOOPOO DAY
peepeepoopoo ombot: OH SHIT
rickastley1234: never gonna give you up
everyone: DUDE PUT PEEPEEPOOPOO IN YOUR NAME ITS PEEPEEPOOPOO DAY
rickastley1234: bitch idgaf
peepeepoopoo mod: ;ban @rickastley1234#6982 not having peepeepoopoo in name on peepeepoopoo day
bot: user has been banned
someone who is probably a porn director as 56% of the definitions are sex, while the remaining 44% is completely random bullshit
me: searches lemonade stand
ud: to receive a blowjob from someone who is peeing
me: searches shark
ud: sex definition
me: searches back alley blitz
ud: to fuck someone in the alleyways behind a building
me: are you urban dictionary submitters porn directors or something what the fuck
the official species of donkeys kids in shrek
donkragon
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something that everyone keeps arguing over if watching it is gay or not, as it features people with both penises and vaginas
guy 1: so earlier today I was watching some futa hentai and-
guy 2: BRO THATS GAY, THEY HAVE PENISES
guy 1: THEY ALSO HAVE VAGINAS
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