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you know what I want in me
happiness without the H
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boyfriend from friday night funkin' says this when lemon demon tells him he will separate him from his eyes, turn his girlfriend inside out and burn her finger nails
lemon demon: separate you from your eyes, turn your girlfriend inside out and burn her finger nails la la la la
bf: beep bap boop boop be bo ep bo bep bap ep op eep bap bop bep bap boop beep boop beep bap
When someone who uses workman keyboard layout gets bored
computer nerd: hmm im bored, qdrwbjfup;ashtgyneozxmcvkl
I get that you are bored, but you really should do your homework.
you: Im bored what if I type pee pee poo poo fart fart on UD
your homework: bruh
when a man with an uncut penis has their foreskin fold and point the pee hole at one of his legs
me peeing and gets some on my leg: AHH FUCK MY PENIS FOLDED