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sci-fi weapon of mass destruction. cannot be countered. your only chance of surviving an encounter with someone that wields a laser minigun is to run and hide in the hopes that they wont notice you.
guy 1: bro ur so trash
guy 2: *pulls out laser minigun*
guy 1: BRO ITS JUST A JOKE ITS ONLY A JO- *Gets fried*
subreddit where, as the name implies, screenshots of cursed comments are posted. It is also the only place on reddit where you can post something and have it get taken down for violating a rule (in this case keep it cursed) while another person posts the exact same thing 2 days later and it doesnt get deleted
redditor 1: I wish I had a glowing cock
redditor 2: we could play beatsaber with it
redditor 1: no please
redditor 2: beat my meatsaber
redditor 3: r/cursedcomments
something you search on urban dictionary when you get bored during school
you: im so bored what if I search fartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfart on urban dictionary
when you put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard
if I put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard which yard would the boys go to?
schrodingers boys
the presence of the boys is a prerequisite when cracking open a cold one, yet a cold one does not have any coherent boy attracting abilities, while the milkshake on the other hand does, though you could crack open a cold one in one yard in the hopes of attracting some boys, the milkshake's boy attracting ability is far stronger
however this all hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town
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me eating pasta and realizing there are no meatballs: fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
mom: watch your language
me: but there are no meat ball
mom: fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
a laptop distributed to students (almost always a chromebook) with the following characteristics:
More restrictions than there are people on this planet
shitty internet
inability to run anything that requires more than 1/2gb of ram
923483294204832094 blocked websites
me: the school's laptops suck
everyone with an iq above 3: yes
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you
pee pee poo poo butt face man thing
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