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probably the horniest people alive after reading all these sex definitions
guy 1: who do you think is the horniest person on earth?
guy 2: probably the urban dictionary definition reviewers, seeing as most of the definitions are about sex
on this day (February 17th) discord users can be banned with no reason, so long as the ban reason is "its discord ban day". any attempts at resistance are futile, its ban or be banned.
me on february 16th: FUCK TOMORROW IS DISCORD BAN DAY
everyone: FUCK
on this day (april 3rd) usage of moderation-based discord bots is strictly forbidden. Usage of non-moderation bots however is still allowed.
mod: d!warn @user
bot: user has been warned
user: its discord anti bot day you cant do that
mod: oh right
rather short copypasta being spammed on discord that mods dont detect as copypasta cause they havent seen it before due to the fact it is fairly new as of typing
SHUT UP about among us memes! NOBODY LIKES IT and we're ALL tired of seeing it! On reddit every FUCKING MEME is just that STUPID CREWMATE. On YOUTUBE all the VIDEOS are AMONG US SHITPOSTS! I go to my christian grandmother's house and her picture of Jesus I see it and go "Jesus more like JESUS BUN BUM DONG DING DING DANG DING DING DING, DU DING DING" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASPajfdsjdfskdhfjHHSJKJAJFSFAJFUHF
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on this day (june 22nd) all discord users with nitro cannot send animated emojis or emojis from other servers, they also cannot nitro boost servers or flex their nitro
nitro flexing asshole: lol I have nitro and u dont (animated emoji)
me: its discord anti nitro day
mod: bans nitro flexing asshole for using nitro perks on anti nitro day
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When you run out of cheese sticks
me: im hungry
me, opening the fridge and seeing no cheese sticks: fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit
friend: bro whats wrong
me: no cheese sticks
friend: fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit
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