banana eater

someone who eats bananas.

what, were you expecting a sex definition??

me after eating my 69420th banana: man im such a banana eater

friend: how the fuck have you not died of potassium poisoning

where were u wen club penguin die

I was at house eating dorito when phone rang

where were u wen club penguin die

I was at house eating dorito when phone rang

"club penguin is kil"

"no"

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Pico vs uberkids

that one forgotten pico game on newgrounds

me checking my browser history: hmm whats this newgrounds one

opens up to pico vs uberkids

snivma

like ligma but less known

punchline is "snivma balls" (sniff ma balls)

guy 1: I just attended my great granny's funeral all the way out in snivma

guy 2: where the shit is snivma

guy 1: SNIVMA BALLS

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booba girl

booba girl is an international superhero that jailed the hand sanitizer man. her true identity is unknown. when she runs her enormous tits clap together and emit a supersonic frequency that stuns bad guys

guy 1: bro whats that sound

guy 2: ITS BOOBA GIRL RUNNING

beep boop bap

stop acting like boyfriend from friday night funkin

you: beep boop bap

me: shut up

red spy in the base

red spy in the base part 1:

Intruder Alert! A RED Spy is in the base!
A RED Spy in the base!
Hut Hut Hut Hut Hut Hut!
Protect the briefcase!
We need to protect the briefcase!
Yo, a lil' help here!?
All right, all right, I got it.
Stand back son. 1, 1, 1, umm. 1!
Let's go, let's go-
INCOMING!
Hey, it's still here!
Alright then.
Ahem.
Gentlemen.
(intro)

Red spy in the base part 2:

I see the briefcase is safe.
Safe and sound, mmhm.
Yeah, it is!
Tell me, did anyone happen to
kill a RED Spy on the way here?
No? Then we still have a problem.
and a knife.
Oooh, big problem.
I've killed plenty of
Spies; they're dime-a-dozen
back-stabbing scumbags like you!
No offense.
If you managed to kill them, I
assure you, they were not like me.
And nothing nothing like the
man loose inside this building.
What're you? President of his fan club?
No... that would be your mother!
Eeeh aahh.
Indeed, and now he's here to fuck us!
So listen up boy, or pornography
starring your mother will be the second
worst thing that happens to you today.
Oh!
Gimme that!
This Spy has already
breached our defenses.
Sentry Down!
You've seen what he's
done to our colleagues!
And worst of all, he
could be any one of us.
Raus, raus!
Nein.
He could be in this very room!
He could be you! He could
be me! He could even be-
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
What It was obvious!
Hes the RED Spy!
Watch, he'll turn red any second now.
Any second now.
See Red! Oh, wait, that's blood.
So, we still got problem.
Big problem.
All right, who's ready
to go find this Spy?
Right behind you.
Ahh... ma petite chou-fleur.

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