Gurgleburg

You set a timer for 10 minutes, take your non-dominant hand, stare at a blank wall and masturbate till times up. You race against friends in this game to see who can cum the fastest.

Me: I'm so pumped for tonight!
Friend: I wouldn't be, Jerry always wins the gurgleburg

Eat the sheets

When your so hyped to go to bed that you get a running start and slide into the covers.

Me: Hey man I'm gonna go eat the sheets
Friend: alright night homie
Me: *Sound of a full grown man sliding into blankets*