Furderer

One who buys, sells, or partakes in the production and manufacture of fur goods such as coats, hats etc.

Dave: "Nice Mink coat, bitch!"
Sally: "Dave, be nice."
Dave: Shut up, Mom. How would you like it if I killed your precious Pomeranian and used her fur to make an adorable bag to keep my ballsack warm."
Sally: "Firstly, SHE is a HE, and secondly, he is a Terrier, not a Pomeranian."
Dave: "and YOU... are a furderer."

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frunk

Past participle of frank.

Friend: "Why did you tell him his girlfriend was sleeping with Sam"
You: "Honestly is the best policy. If thats a crime, lock me up, bro."
Friend: "You don't have to go out of your way, though. Seriously."
You: "He was being an arrogant asshole. I was frunk with him."

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