congunjavitis

Congunjavitis.. Pronounced Con-gun-ja-vi-tis
The red swollen eyes of a person who had smoked to much gunja. This person is denying the true reason their eyes r red...
claiming its a medical condition similar to conjunctivitis..

Johnny walks in the door later after school rubing his red eyes.
Mother : Johnny where have u been, have u been smoking?
Johnny : Nah mum, i jus got congunjavitis

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PFL

Code used by ladies to describe the act of sexual accomplishment by having a PASH, FUCK and LEAVE.

Jane : what did u get up to last night
Bec : i did a PFL on this hot dude in the club
Jane : U go girl

OR

Jane : man all i feel like is a PFL, stuff relationships!

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mc skeet

the white sauce u get in ur mc chicken burger that hasnt bn wrapped properly and is dripping so wen u take a bite it ends up on ur mouth, face n chin

Dude, thats nasty! wipe ur mouth it looks like ronald mcdonald mc skeeted on ur face!!

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Skeet Burger

A man to skeet/cum between a womans ass cheeks and slap em together

"i bent that bitch over and made a skeet burger outta her ass"

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