Blanket Baby

One conceived by a “lady of the night” sliding across a sheet that still had cum on it

I never wanted you! You are a blanket baby! Ancestry.com has you as 86% cotton and 2% polyester.

Cunt Rag

The rag that a “lady of the night” uses to wipe the cum from her lady bits. Improper usage may result in a “blanket baby”

Sir kindly pass me my cunt rag. Mostly used as an insult. Shela stop acting like a fucking cunt rag