Key chain

One of the many items I have shoved up my ass.

Emily: I shoved a key chain up my bootyhole
Beth: Haha...I lost my keychain a while ago....

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Emily

Emily is a total slut. This is a chick who CANNOT keep her legs closed. Between her legs aways gives off a slightly fishy waft. She is nice when she wants to be (rarely). She talks to boys who are obviously not good for her and gets upset when they hurt her, although everyone else saw it coming. Emily is a total snapchat whore, there's never a time when she opens her phone without going on snapchat. Emily can be bitchy, but dresses nicely, probably to attract more boys on snap. She also dry texts a lot, usually responding with "lol" "haha" or "ok".

Boy on snapchat: You're so cute
Emily: Lol

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ped gang

A group of middle age men who travel in a pack. Often in white non descript vans. Typically the vans are emblazoned with offers of free stuff like candy and wifi.They tend to patrol water parks and playgrounds.

Great, the ped gang are circling the splash park again

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