todd-special

1. verb- A very expensive prostitute snorts cocaine off her own ass and then kills herself to spare you the effort and probable life sentence in prison, and side effects of snorting cocaine. These prostitutes usually cost $500,000+ as they first must be contortionists in order to snort cocaine off their own asses and are rare to come by. Most are sex slaves that come from Asia, however they are not Vietnamese so they will not "love you long time" but to add a sucky sucky is only an additional $5.

Hey John I just won the lottery how 'bout I treat us to a todd-special?

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