omnomnomalicious

a level of deliciousness not reached by just any foodstuff, but by something so delicious it causes extraordinary mental effects such as "zoning out" or out of body experiences.

MR. MAN: I must try this cookie.
(takes bite of cookie)
(faints at delicious flavour)

(while recovering) GOOD GRACIOUS ME!! This is possibly the most omnomnomalicious thing I have ever tasted!! I must tell my friends about this!

artsy fartsy

something supposedly highly cultural, but to the regular sane person merely pretentious.

ABSTRACT ARTIST: This old boot stuck to a canvas represents fading life and lost integrity....
TEENAGER: Uh, yeh, dude, it's just an artsy fartsy old boot.

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