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Matador

A person, usually highly attractive, who brazenly flaunts their various red flags to garner the attention of potential significant others. They are proud of their negative traits and behavior, and dating one is always a horrible idea.

Named for the sport of Bullfighting, where the eponymous bullfighters will use a red cloth to agitate a bull to charge at them, while repeatedly thrusting swords into the animal's body and heart until it dies.

Person A: "Person B, you have got to stop dating Person C. You can't fix them, they're a matador!"

Person B: "You just don't understand our relationship."

by Helicoptamus October 17, 2024