Deryan’s Keyhole

The act of unintentionally scrolling on the toilet until you inevitably see nudes, thus an erection under the toilet seat. In this position you must stand and lift the toilet seat with your erect member, turn 180 degrees and leave the toilet seat at resting position.

I was so horny and constipated yesterday that my foot went to sleep on the toilet. The only way I could recover is by pulling the old Deryan’s Keyhole.

Cheeznut

When you eat so much cheese that you become constipated, but once you finally relieve yourself, it’s so good that you also cum.

Man, I waited so long to poop after all of that Gruyère I ate that when I finally did I accidentally cheeznut.