Blackcore

A sub-genre that hasn't been invented yet but soon will be. It will sound like black metal, yet minus the originality, and add in pig squeals, random breakdowns every ten seconds, and an annoying emo clean vocal metalcore voice. Its lyrics will not contain stuff about Satanism, occult, Paganism, etc. Instead it will sing about relationships and broken hearts. The bands will dress in the spikes and leather but only wear heavy loads of make up, not corpse paint. They will have emo haircuts and hold battle axes and swords in there pictures, trying to show how "tr00 kvlt" they are. They will not give a damn about the music but only care about being popular and wetting the panties of girls in the age ranges from 12-19. It will also be all over places that hate music such as MTV.

*Emo Scene Kid taps on a black metal fan's shoulder*

Black Metal Fan: "Yes?"

Emo Scene Kid: "Have you heard of Blackcore?"

Black Metal Fan: "No I can't say I have..."

Emo Scene Kid: "Oh D00D! Its so BR00T4L! Its like Bring me the Horizon and Immortal mixed! Here give it a try!"

*Black Metal Fan slugs the kid in the stomach, pushes him down and kicks him*

Black Metal Fan: "Fucking poser..."

70👍 58👎