Internet Weather Report

A comment written in one’s status box (e.g. MySpace, Facebook or other similar social networking web site), or other publicly visible area regarding the weather. Generally, the Internet Weather Report is employed to express one’s satisfaction or dissatisfaction with the day’s temperature, relative humidity, precipitation, and cloud cover (or lack thereof), combined with one’s inability to create a more engaging, meaningful or entertaining status update.

See also, Internet Sigh, State of the Week Address

Examples of Internet Weather Reports, include, but are not limited to:

• “Rain, rain, go away!”

• “I hate the cold!”

• “So sick of this weather,”

• “What a beautiful day!”

State of the Week Address

A comment written in one’s status box (e.g. MySpace, Facebook or other similar social networking web site), email, or other publicly visible area regarding one's feelings regarding a particular Day of the Week. Generally, the State of the Week Address is employed to express one’s satisfaction or dissatisfaction with a particular stage of the workweek.

See also: Internet Sigh, Internet Weather Report

Examples of State of the Week Addresses include, but are not limited to:

• “Blah, I hate Mondays!”

• “Is it Friday yet?”

• “Happy Hump Day!”

• “TGIF!”

• “Looking forward to the weekend”

• “One more day to go!”

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