Mexican Seaworld

When a bunch of guys all either eat Mexican foods/ tequila, then proceed to urinate into a pool and the water becomes yellow, warm, and spicy.

Guy 1: "Why is the pool so yellow?"

Guy 2: "It's not a pool, it's a Mexican Seaworld."

Chinese Sandwich

When two vaginas are pressed tightly together, and someone puts literal roast beef in the center.

"I was almost late for work because my girlfriend and her sister made me a Chinese Sandwich for lunch"

Dickslice

An insult applying to a guy that is a dick, but because of being kicked in the crotch a lot when they were a child, etc...The "Slice" part is because of it being damaged, resulting in immature rage.

Jimmy: "Did you see what Daren said to me back there?!!"
Charlie: "Yeah, he's a classic Dickslice."

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