Teacher: Who is Strahinja, students?
Student 1: Ahhh surley A nice guy...
Student 2: The legend says that he's better than Cristiano Ronaldo and soon better than Lionel Messi. That means that he has much swag ,loyalty, awsomeness and is the best footballer in the world. In a short definition he is the best of football history.
Teacher: Good job, but you forgot something.
Student 2: What teacher?
Teacher: He is already the best footballer!
Student 2: Ahhh yes, It was written
in the news yesterday.
Strahinja is the best footballer besides Messi and Ronaldo Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks.